[Solson]

For every post of yours, I'm going to go out and snap another sapling and then dig it out of the ground and watch it die on top of my nicely mowed and well fertilized (with chemicals no less) lawn.

I use approximately three industrial sized bottles of RoundUp every summer.

The screaming of the dying trees and other annoying weeds adds to the atmosphere.

[Petronski]

Just because of our fruity friend, I am going to take a bastard file and purposely ruin the cutting edge on my lawn mower blade, so that next time, rather than being smoothly cut, the blades of grass will be beaten into submission.

[fruitarian108]

There's a job for you with the Olmert regime since
the Nazis of Lidice are no more

[fruitarian108]

There's a job for you with the Olmert regime since
the Nazis of Lidice are no more