Not to mention one great authority who used to post here has it that "By every precept of Darwinism, the skies should be full of feral chickens."
Or maybe the skies should be full of snails evolving flight and fish ponds should be full of feral chickens evolving swimming. Something like that.
C.S. Lewis said it best, i.e. "Above all else, the devil cannot tolerate being mocked." Granted you guys are immune to logic, you are not immune to ridicule, and the world is starting to learn to laugh at you.