[LonePalm]

Do you know the difference between an optimist, a pessimist and an engineer?

An optimist says that the glass is half full.
A pessimist says that the glass is half empty.
An engineer says that the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[llevrok]

Do you know the difference between an engineer and an extraverted engineer?

The extraverted one stares down at your shoes