Posted on 07/21/2006 12:04:46 AM PDT by sully777
The extraverted one stares down at your shoes
TOP 10 REASONS TO DATE AN ENGINEER
10. The world does revolve around us, we choose the coordinate system.
9. No "couple" can enjoy a better "moment".
8. We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship.
7. We have significant figures.
6. If two bodies interact, their forces are equal and opposite.
5. We can pull all-nighters.
4. Engineers do it to specifications.
3. Projectile Motion: need we say more?
2. We know the right hand rule.
1. It's not the length of the vector that counts, it's how you apply the force.
WHAT YOU WILL LEARN IN ENGINEERING
You can study hard and still fail
You can not study and pass
Multiple choice does not mean easy
There are no trains here
Six exams can be written in 4 days, but it hurts
You can skip all the classes, study for 15 minutes before the final and still do better than an arts
student in any arts class
Pi to six decimal places
Judging by my fellow students, engineers are either drunks or geeks
Everyone is someone else's wierdo
Front Row people are wierd
Those who can, do, those who can't, teach
A 95.75% can be an A
An 56% can not only be an A, but the highest in the class
You can kill your neighbors with a 9 volt battery
You NEED an HP
ping
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