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To: Peisistratus
I just don't often see men wearing fanny packs.... It's not all that uncommon with tourists, but just around town? Nope. ;)

My theory is that almost any man who wears a fanny pack for two weeks will become ADDICTED to them. In my own case I started wearing a fanny pack when I bought a whole bunch of them dirt cheap at a yard sale. They were brand new fanny packs with the USC colors and letters on it. Then I took them down to USC to sell them off. Of course, I wore one of the fanny packs to demonstrate how they look. I kept that one and within a few days was ADDICTED to fanny packs. I simply cannot go outside without one. All my stuff I need conveniently located in one place.

I challenge any male non-fanny pack user to wear and use a fanny pack for about 2 weeks. I guarantee he will also become a fanny pack addict.

59 posted on 07/15/2006 11:46:53 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

"I challenge any male non-fanny pack user to wear and use a fanny pack for about 2 weeks. I guarantee he will also become a fanny pack addict."

Nah, the verbal abuse would prevent me from ever trying that. ;)


60 posted on 07/15/2006 11:47:55 AM PDT by Peisistratus (O xein angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti tede...)
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To: PJ-Comix; SpinnerWebb
My theory is that almost any man who wears a fanny pack for two weeks will become ADDICTED to them

Actually PJ, you've become addicted to the estrogen that wearing a fanny pack releases into your system

61 posted on 07/15/2006 12:31:46 PM PDT by tx_eggman (Islamofascism ... bringing you the best of the 7th century for the past 1300 years.)
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