I almost got in trouble once with my Fanny Pack. I stopped by the Swap Shop when Jeb Bush was campaigning there in 2002. Anyway, he was talking to a small group of people just a few feet from me while I was listening. Then I reached into my fanny pack which freaked out his security guard until he saw me pull out a butterscotch candy to pop into my mouth.
ROTFLMAO!
Okay...I just had visions of a crowd of burly, sunglass wearing men with little curly wires in their ears descending on this completely unsuspecting guy salivating for a butterscotch candy....