Cat toed ray tube monitor.
Where do watch makers go to unwind?
Can a pig ever pull his hamstring?
Will: A dead giveaway.
Crib notes: Instructions for making a baby's bed.
Kindred: Fear of one's relatives.
Do you only sell grandfather's clocks to old timers?
Shrink wrap: When psychologists meet to discuss their patients.
Bacteria: Rear entrance to a cafeteria.
The president of the candle company was snuffed out by the mafia. Police were at the wicks ends trying to find the killers.
Diagnostic: When a person dies without believing in God.
I signed up for skydiving lessons but later dropped out.
Sign in a veterinarian's window: Have your pets neutered: NO littering allowed!
Twins: An infant replay.
Sign in a plastic surgeon's office: Come in and pick your nose.
Sign seen in a gardening nursery: Weed 'em and reap.
Benign: The year after you be eight.
Julius Ceasar after being stabbed: Quick, call IXII!
Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
Evangelical Movement: Trying to get along with the opposite sects.
Sign in a motel: Pets are allowed, but you must leave a small deposit in case your pet does.
Germany is being overpopulated...it is simply too krauted!
Sign in garden: My plants grow by trowel and error.
The doctor knew he was in love with her from the moment he cauterize.
Sign in veterinarian's office: We will be back shortly. Sit! Stay!
When decorating your house to sell it, potpourri makes a lot of scents.
When the New York Yankees played the Bangkok Braves, it ended up in a Thai game.
I'm keeping my ion electric cars.
It is hard to treason with terrorists.
The movie "Pearl Harbor" bombed at the box office.
Do you wash your watch with dial soap?
I had to pleat with the dry cleaner to put a crease in my pants.
I was once a Spokesperson for Schwinn Bicycles.
If at first you don't succeed ...
Skydiving isn't your sport.
Shalom.
Cat toed ray tube monitor.
My favourite one:
Julius Ceasar after being stabbed: Quick, call IXII!
LMAO!!!!
Julius Ceasar after being stabbed: Quick, call IXII!
Er, that would be CMXI...