For some people the only puns they make are about dairy products, because the rest are just too cheesy. When they think of one, they tend to milk it for all it's worth. Usually I don't think they're gouda enough, but we could find a whey to cream off the best ones.
I cheddar to think what they'll come out with next.
Old kings never die; they just get throne away.
For Hamburger Hill,
General must muster his men:
So, he mustard them.
What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?
A weasel is weasily recognised but a stoat is stoatally different.