True story....
Last Wednesday my wife, 5 year old daughter and I went to the waterslide pool at one of the local Navy bases. They have one slide that dumps you deep into the 12-foot part of the pool.
When my wife went DOWN into the water, her bikini top went UP!!!
I had ridden that slide just before her, and was waiting by the ladder for her. I was getting worried and the lifeguard was getting ready to jump in after her when she surfaced.
She had been holding her breath under water, stuffing herself back into her top.
This at a pool full of kids.
I can only imagine her embarrassment. I remember some years ago when I went to the Maryland coast with my young son and some friends. When we were at the beach, I was wearing terrific looking one piece black and white bathing suit that was llooowww-cut. Two of my friends (an older woman and a fellow), my son and I were playing in the ocean. I dove into the water and when I surfaced and wiped my face and hair back I felt that I was too loose at the top. I looked down and yep, my left breast was hanging loose swaying and jiggling. I quickly but not soon enough, ducked back into the water and dressed myself. And yes my companions (thank goodness not my son) observed but didn't say anything just smiled. I was so embarrassed that I couldn't look the fellow in the eye for the rest of the day.