[olde north church]

On my playground mothers were the first target and if you couldn't handle it, your pussy quotient went sky high.

I heard your mom's like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.

I heard your mom's like a door knob, everybody gets a turn.

If you don't say anything about my iron c**k, I won't tell anybody about the rust between your mom's teeth.

Ahhh, Summer vacation! Where have those days gone?

[Zap Brannigan]

While Zidane obviously lost his cool, he couldn't have head-butted anyone more deserving. For a perspective on the notorious Materazzi see the following:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpG4AHlZrL4&search=materazzi