What ever you do, don't bring up the speed of gravity.
Maybe later I will have time to introduce the rest of the rules and how they apply to the ID'rs here. Meanwhile, enjoy.
Rule 8: Whenever possible, make gravity the Coyote's greatest enemy. Another Chuck Jones' classic, Scrambled Aches, has Wile E. watering a rock in order to grow it to boulder-size so he can crush Road Runner flat in his tracks. In true Wile E. style, the rock expands just as the tottering coyote lifts it over his head, letting gravity take its course. It's the law, you know.