"I'll be happy to invest . ."
Me too! I missed out on that cool magneto flashlight that you rattle back-and-forth. (And I think I'd be good at it!)
Where can I send my two-party check?? Michael Faraday XII
Neat story, does the guy sell bongs as well?
Oh Yeah! The Onan-0-Lite !
Some jokes write themselves...hahah.
"This Light will last till you go BLIND, and don't Need It!"