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To: amxfan2002
There was a herd of cattle all standing on a hill when an earthquake struck. All of the cows fell down, but the bull remained standing.

The farmer noticing this went out and asked the bull, "Why didn't you fall down like the rest of the herd.

The bull replied, "We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down."

282 posted on 06/30/2006 1:14:08 PM PDT by JJR RNCH (Your mother doesn't work here!! Clean up after YOURSELF.)
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To: amxfan2002
A young man visits a Dude Ranch. He wanted to be "Macho", and went out walking with one of the ranch hands.

Walking through the barnyard, the dude started a conversation; "Say, look at that big bunch of cows."

The hired hand replied, "Not bunch, but herd".

"Heard what?"

"Herd of cows".

"Sure, I've heard of cows, there's a big bunch of 'em right over there."

284 posted on 06/30/2006 1:17:00 PM PDT by JJR RNCH (Your mother doesn't work here!! Clean up after YOURSELF.)
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To: JJR RNCH
Groan...
288 posted on 06/30/2006 1:19:07 PM PDT by Millee (.)
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To: JJR RNCH
The bull replied, "We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down."

There was this group of people called Twids who lived at the base of the mountain. The only problem with this living arrangement was that there was a giant living at the top of the mountain. This giant was one of the mean sort. One of his favorite habits was to come down every harvest and steal all the food that the Twids had spent all season growing.

Naturally the Twids became very hungry. One brave Twid decided they should go to the top of the mountain to try to reason with the giant. They all trudged up the mountain and cried with one voice, "Dear Giant, please come out and share some of our food with us, for we are starving." Unfortunately for the hungry Twids, he came out of his home and kicked them all down the hill.

After a while the Twids got hungry enough to try again, so they trudged back up the mountain. The results were much the same, however, and the Twids continued hungry.

One day a travelling Rabbi passed through the Twid villiage and the Twids thought to themselves, "Maybe this man of G-d will be able to convince the Giant to give us some of our food." So they asked the Rabbi and he agreed.

So, once again the Twids, with their Rabbi, went up to the top of the mountain and again cried out to the giant. "Dear Giant, please come out and talk with us, for we are very hungry, and we have brought a Rabbi to talk with you."

But the giant came out and kicked them all down the mountain, all except for the Rabbi.

So the Rabbi asked, "Why did you kick everyone else down the mountain, but not me?"

And the giant replied, "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for twids!"

Shalom.

294 posted on 06/30/2006 1:35:46 PM PDT by ArGee (The Ring must not be allowed to fall into Hillary's hands!)
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