The Wops have got the early goal so don't need to cheat. It will be a different story though if Ukraine earn an equalizer.
I would continue with your analysis but I don't agree with the ethnic denigration.
"Wops" are Italian-Americans. The term "Wop" means "Without Papers" meaning, an immigrant who came to this country without any documentation. The paperwork given to them when they entered the country was stamped WOP.
Somewhere along the line, this term became exclusively associated with Italian-Americans. Not sure how. But the guys playing for team Italy aren't "wops." I'm not really sure what they are.
Just to show you I'm not some sensitive weenie, feel free to call me a frog all you want. I don't care.