[2Jedismom]

I bought some body spray...I found it at the dollar store and it smelled like a light soapy smell, so I went ahead and bought it. Well, it had a slap naked woman on the bottle...a metal cannister type aerosol bottle you know? Well, she was slap naked from the waist up and she had her arms barely over her in critical spots, you know?

I took a Sharpie and drew her nice black t-shirt! LOL! I swear, if you don't look very closely, you would never know it didn't come that way!

[ExGeeEye]

...it had a slap naked woman on the bottle...

For a minute there I thought you said

...it said "slap a naked woman" on the bottle...

That would be rude.

[HairOfTheDog]

He would have done the same thing :~)

[Corin Stormhands]

As y'all know I went to a very conservative private college (let's keep the name out of it). I was on the yearbook staff.

Each year the senior music majors gave a recital. One of the sopranos wore a very very low cut spaghetti strap gown. I'm not even sure how she got away with wearing it on campus. Yea verily, it did cleaveth much.

Since this was in the days before photoshop, the editor and the photographer spent an evening with a magic marker until they finally got a version that looked like a nice mesh "filler."

So to speak.