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Snopes ^ | Oct 2, 2005

Posted on 06/26/2006 7:36:08 PM PDT by tuffydoodle

I'm Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD Republican.

I like big cars, big cigars and naturally big racks. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies. I don't care about appearing compassionate. I think playing with guns doesn't make you a killer. I believe its called the Boy Scouts for a reason. I think I'm better than the homeless. I am not the real Slim Shady, so I think that I’m gonna stay seated right here in this damn comfy chair. I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I don't care if you call me a racist, a homophobe or a misogynist. I am not tolerant of others because they are different. I know that no matter how big Jennifer Lopez’s toilet gets, I’ll still want to see it.

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The Clown Posse, where men are men and sheep are scared.
21 posted on 06/27/2006 9:35:15 AM PDT by tuffydoodle (Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
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What?!! No mention of my weekend movie reviews!?!?!


22 posted on 06/27/2006 10:35:13 AM PDT by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger.)
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