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New Drugs For Women
DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to
hell for up to 8 full hours.
ST. MOMMA'S WORT
Plant extract that treats mom's depression
by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.
EMPTY NESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and
loneliness by reminding
you of how awful they were as teenagers
and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.
PEPTOBIMBO
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full
cups swallowed before an evening out increases
breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.
DUMBEROL
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously
low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
FLIPITOR
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling
road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
MENICILLIN
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases
resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want
to be a better person ..Can we get naked now?.
BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping
Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of
spending spree.
JACKASSPIRIN
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't
remember your birthday, anniversary, phone
number, or to lift the toilet seat.
ANTI-TALKSIDENT
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on
anyone too eager to share their life stories with
total strangers in elevators.
NAGAMENT
When administered to a boyfriend or husband,
provides the same irritation level as nagging him.