There were two cows in a field. One said: "Moo." The other one said, "Hey! Stop it -- that's MY line!!"
Our local Catholic church has plans to bring their parishioners to services by bus. They plan to call it mass transit.
One time, I had insomnia, so I went to take some sleeping pills, but I didn't want to wake them up.
I had a nightmare that I was in Panama during a snowstorm. I was dreaming of a white isthmus.
Q: What do you call an Aardvark with a black eye, broken nose and a bandaged arm?
A: A vark.
One day in a bare field Alicia Algae met Fred Fungus and they sat down on a rock for a while because they took a lichen to each other.