Yeah, I hear the helicopters are now equipped with a big old suction hose to help those of you suffering from rectal/cranial inversion to pull your head out of your arses!
As long as I keep my tinfoil hat on, I'm safe.
Seriously though, I've listened conspiracy theorists for the past 25 years and it's all amounted to a bunch of cr@p. Have heard my fair share on FR for the past ten years also. Could have fun recounting the conspiracies that never seemed to materialize but what would be the point. Just use your God-given grey matter and remember that most people in government really aren't that bright.