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To: Cardhu
It's all in knowing when to swing. I pick a point on the cliff and swing when the beak crosses that point.

BTW, penguins are evil.

1,041 posted on 07/04/2006 7:55:06 AM PDT by null and void (Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it. - Agatha Christy)
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When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea."

Replied the widow, "I nursed him night and day so of course I know he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit he always was."


1,042 posted on 07/04/2006 8:08:18 AM PDT by null and void (Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it. - Agatha Christy)
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To: null and void; restornu; westmex; grannie9; Sundog; sweetliberty; All
Ok Nully, we see you have the strength and a good eye let us see if you have the smarts too:

Frog Leap

Post a screen shot when you have completed it.

Not that I do not trust you but I have taken super double secret precautions to make sure that I do not get my own screen shot. :)

I will trust the wimmin - which shows how dumb I am.




1,043 posted on 07/04/2006 9:15:07 AM PDT by Cardhu
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