You seem to want to force people to go see this dreck.
Well, somebody's got to stop the bleeding. Reviewers are elbowing each other out of line to bury this offal.
Well. Maybe you are right. My wife and I are taking our kids and their fiends to the movie. Because we are parents and their superiors, they don't have much choice. But our kids all loved the book. And they want to see the movie. If I didn't take them, then they would just see it at a sleep over at their friend's house. I believe that there are only two kinds of books, movies and music. Good and bad. Before I decide which camp they fall in to, I must read, watch or listen. Then I decide. That's what I am teaching my children. They must learn to decide for themselves. The Amish got that down a couple hundred years ago.