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1 posted on 05/18/2006 5:07:54 PM PDT by patton
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I hope you feel better. Vanity perhaps?


2 posted on 05/18/2006 5:12:00 PM PDT by PeteB570 (Guns, what real men want for Christmas)
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The Seven Deadly Sins of Gilligan's Island
Gilligan's Island Fan Club site
Is Gilligan the Devil?

Years ago, CBS had a popular little series called "Gilligan's Island". There is, however, a dark secret about this "comedy" you may never have realized. The island is a direct representation of Hell.

Nobody on the island wants to be there, yet none are able to leave. Each one of the characters represents one of the 7 deadly sins:

Ginger represents LUST - she wears skimpy outfits, is obsessed with her looks, and is a borderline nymphomaniac.

Mary Ann represents ENVY - she is jealous of Ginger's beauty.

The Professor represents PRIDE - he is an annoying know-it-all.

Mr. Howell represents GREED - no explanation needed.

Mrs. Howell represents SLOTH - she has never lifted a finger to help on any of their escape plans.

The Skipper represents two sins: GLUTTONY - again, no explanation needed and ANGER - he violently hits Gilligan on each show.

This leaves Gilligan. Gilligan is the person who put them there. He prevents them from leaving by foiling all of their escape plots. Also, it is HIS island. Therefore, Gilligan is SATAN.

Crazy? He does wear red in every episode.

6 posted on 05/18/2006 10:46:52 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: patton

Kind of unnerving, but thanks for sharing your story.

Glad I escaped the wrath of God. There are still leagues of angels to contend with, however.


9 posted on 05/18/2006 11:40:00 PM PDT by phantomworker ("I wouldn't hurt you for the world, but you are standing where I am about to shoot." --Quaker quote)
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Sounds strangely like a description of a Nuclear strike.


11 posted on 05/19/2006 2:03:19 AM PDT by Leatherneck_MT (An honest man can feel no pleasure in the exercise of power over his fellow citizens.)
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So, you think Iran is going to succeed.


12 posted on 05/19/2006 2:07:08 AM PDT by ovrtaxt (My donation to the GOP went here instead: http://www.minutemanhq.com/hq/index.php)
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By the way, I liked it. Sort of Paradise Lost-ish.


13 posted on 05/19/2006 2:10:55 AM PDT by ovrtaxt (My donation to the GOP went here instead: http://www.minutemanhq.com/hq/index.php)
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Yeah, yeah. Every time I dress for falling fire, it rains frogs instead.


16 posted on 05/19/2006 2:54:39 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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I've posted this 3 times the last 24 hours, so I will only give the link:
http://www.mcabee.org/~lcm/lines/slouch.html


22 posted on 05/19/2006 5:28:58 AM PDT by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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Not very related, just cool lookin'.
detail, The Temptation of Saint Anthony by Mathias Grünewald

26 posted on 05/19/2006 11:46:11 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: patton

excellent piece babe :)
loved the imagery and
the writing style.


27 posted on 05/19/2006 12:40:35 PM PDT by leda (Life is always what you make it!)
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To: Republicanprofessor

Quo Video


28 posted on 05/20/2006 6:08:42 AM PDT by patton (Once you steal a firetruck, there's really not much else you can do except go for a joyride.)
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