Well said, LOL
Methinks they doth protest too much - makes one wonder what they may be afraid people will wonder about and maybe even do some historical - (as apposed to hysterical) research.
For one thing, they may discover that Dan Brown is being vilified for making up this story about the relationship between Jesus and MM - that they were married. Good grief, it isn't his idea ...it's been around and written about for nearly 2000 years and there are many current publications, NOT fiction, that purport the same thing - including one of the most popular by a life long Catholic, Margaret Starbird.
I wont go any further as I wouldn't want to disturb minds set in concrete.
If one's own beliefs are so weak that they must be spoon fed and led - well...
Really? I have not seen any of that. Mostly it just seems to be people setting the record straight and debunking Brown's false claims.