Some of those reports are pretty funny.
12:56 p.m. – A perpetually intoxicated man was passed out in the parking lot of the Lowe’s SuperSave, police reported. The man was taken to jail for detox.
12:26 a.m. – Fire Engine Number One hit a brick wall pulling out of a residence on Aspen Loop. The truck sustained light damage, as did the brick wall, a city firefighter said.
4:24 p.m. – A Martinez Lane woman said someone broke into her garage and damaged some of her plumbing.
6:17 a.m. – The Senior/Stroke Center reported that someone broke into an outdoor freezer and made a mess out of the food.
Bwahaha... Yep we get no end of amusement reading these every week. Even if it is next door.
Holy Thursday, April 13:
12:23 pm: A woman was sitting on a rock wall near Nail Experts and looked like she was about to pass out, a caller said.
11:19 pm: A Lamb Street man was holding a bon fire, a city firefighter said. It was the same man who has a bon fire every year, the firefighter said.
Good Friday, April 14:
1:30 am: A Calle Pajarito woman said there was a fight outside and people were pulling guns. The caller then hung up. Dispatchers called the woman back and she said she didn't know what they were talking about.
11:25 pm: Wal-Mart asked police to help remove the motorists cruising through the parking lot. Security guards had already been out twice but the motorists were not listening to them, the store said.
Saturday, April 15:
1:11 pm: A man asked police to accompany him to North Prince Drive. He wanted to give his children an Easter basket but he had a civil issue with their mother, he said. Police followed him to the house and he delivered the basket without incident, they reported.
Easter Sunday, April 16:
4:29 pm: A car just wrecked into a rock wall on Calle Don Filigonio, a caller there said. The occupants of the vehicle were trying to extricate their vehicle and were hiding beers in the yard where they wrecked, the caller said.