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To: maxwell
Max, there was no need for you to post this article, which maligns a fine and noble breed.

It's true that now and again Pit Bulls carry off the odd child, perhaps devour a letter carrier or two every once in a while, or occasionally kill some blundering handy-man who wrongfully invades their "turf."

But it's a big country, Max. These few hundred, or certainly no more than a thousand or two, cases evey year are nothing compared to the hours of pleasure and guard service these wonderful pets render their sensitive and caring owners, many of whom belong to colorful neighborhood organizations, and some of whom are engaged in ground-breaking research in domestic production of OTC pharmaceuticals.

Yes, Max, the brave Pit Bull is a breed apart, and so are their owners. In fact, I think Pit Bull owners should be allowed to share their cells with their pets.

34 posted on 05/06/2006 8:13:33 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (Any legal immigrant who wants to join me as an American, is welcome.)
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To: Kenny Bunk
Bwahaha!

Right clever of you, Ken. Pat yerself on the back there.

Now: you and I see this orthogonally. The way I see it, some "fine and noble" homo erecti are being maligned.

38 posted on 05/06/2006 8:22:59 AM PDT by maxwell (Well I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation...)
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