"If you want this, it'll either be in my purse, or the refrigerator."
Posted on 05/03/2006 11:10:56 PM PDT by SunkenCiv
There once was a king called Tut,
Who lost both his right and left nut.
When he died, his wife Venus
Placed a knife to his penis
Satisfied, rolled him back on his butt.
Born in Babylon-a
Moved to Arizona
They thought they lost his bone-a
KING TUT!
This, the latest addition to my list of "Words I Never Thought I'd See Together."
[rimshot!]
In a related story, mummy expert Bob Brier claimed that the pharaoh Tutankhamen died due to a circumcision mishap...
"If you want this, it'll either be in my purse, or the refrigerator."
Now, darn it, this is a serious topic, so quit foolin' around, the bunch of ya.
http://www.cafepress.com/cp/moredetails.aspx?showBleed=false&ProductNo=22432537&pr=F
Thank you! I'm here all week... Try the veal.
:'D
Of Penises and Pesticides - Are synthetic chemicals responsible for male shortcomings?
Reason | May 5, 2006 | Ronald Bailey
Posted on 05/07/2006 3:09:06 AM EDT by neverdem
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1628091/posts
A private dick?
Not required. It turned up because a contemporary mummy, a former female, was mummified pointing and laughing at it.
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