Oh, of course.
And perhaps something about John DeLorean being framed.
And chelated silver. You can't have enough chelated silver in a conspiracy plan.
Flouride issues, however, are out.
Bodily fluid issues are OK, if one must, for tradition's sake.
Oh no.....secret is out.....all "members" go to secret plan Delta.....repeat.....secret plan Delta.
Tune hat frequency to "A" and implant setting to "Z".
Over and Out....../sarc off
Wait! The implants, don't forget the implants in our brains, slipped in through our hamburger.
Let's see:
Delorean? Check.
Chelated Silver? Check.
Priory of Sion? Check.
Toastmasters? Check.
Bilderbergers/Rothchilds? Check.
Yep, as conspiracy theories go, this one leaves much to be desired. No freemasonry or mercury fillings either. And let's not forget Mitchell, Stans and Magruder...they're in this mess somewhere.
Don't forget Shark cartilage.