[uglybiker]

[finnigan2]

I'm tempted to put my life savings into this invention but I'm holding off for now.
You see, my neighbor is working on special eyeglasses that enable the wearer to see through women's clothing. Apparently, it works by splitting polarized light into it's three major components which effectively makes material objects, such as clothing, transparent.
He tells me that has big money behind him, including a consortium headed by Bill Clinton, but I'm still hoping he'll let me invest.

[Mojave]