[Sonora]

1st Graders
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
he children began:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green........lime,"
"Orange........orange."

Then the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavored lifesaver.

After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Oh My God!!!! They're a$$holes!"

[pikachu]

(in a similar vein) The teacher was instructing on flavors and gave little Sally a lemon drop. "What does it taste like?"

Little Sally said, "It tastes like lemon."

"Very good," Coos the teacher. She gave little Tommy a root beer flavored candy and he shouted, "It tastes like root beet!"

The teacher is happy the class is going so well and gives little Billy a coffee bean. "What does that taste like Billy?"

Billy rolls the coffee bean around on his tongue but has no idea, "I have no idea."

The teacher says, "Here's a hint; You father probably has some before breakfast."

Little Tommy yells, "Spit it out Billy! It's a piece of A**!"