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Posted on 04/21/2006 7:40:22 AM PDT by BJClinton
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To: peacebaby
Great, something else to go down on my permanent record.
To: Steelerfan
you're lucky my short-term memory is bad.
(but I write EVERYTHING down.)
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posted on
04/21/2006 10:04:33 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(Where do you go, when the skies turn blue?)
To: Auntbee
"Looking real good about going to Dallas on July 4th"
Is that an important date in the eyes of Texans?
To: BJClinton
Apples & Wine
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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posted on
04/21/2006 10:09:42 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life)
To: conservativebabe; peacebaby
To: Liberty Valance
My, I like the way you think!
226
posted on
04/21/2006 10:11:15 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(Where do you go, when the skies turn blue?)
To: All; BJClinton
BJClinton's arms after a month at sea?
To: Maximus of Texas
That looks downright painful!
228
posted on
04/21/2006 10:12:11 AM PDT
by
EX52D
(Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
To: Maximus of Texas
Is there supposed to be something in that post? I don't see anything.
To: conservativebabe
To: conservativebabe
231
posted on
04/21/2006 10:13:13 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(Where do you go, when the skies turn blue?)
To: Liberty Valance
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posted on
04/21/2006 10:13:35 AM PDT
by
Hoodlum91
(Tour guide goddess)
To: Maximus of Texas
Is that an important date in the eyes of Texans?
Yup. H-E-B usually puts their t-bones, rib-eyes and brisquet on sale the week before.
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posted on
04/21/2006 10:14:47 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(Happy San Jacinto Day!)
To: Maximus of Texas
Ewww..
234
posted on
04/21/2006 10:14:49 AM PDT
by
baker_girl
(I'm an Aunt! Woo Hoo!)
To: Hoodlum91
235
posted on
04/21/2006 10:15:19 AM PDT
by
RockinRight
(Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
To: baker_girl
As I said, only in America...
236
posted on
04/21/2006 10:16:29 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Gov't solution to invasion=band aid. What we need is to fix the leak, before we clean up the mess.)
To: Liberty Valance
Women are like apples? I have an apple tree. I intend to pick all of the apples before they fall off, chop them up and make cider out of them. Where does that fit into the analogy?
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posted on
04/21/2006 10:16:43 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(Happy San Jacinto Day!)
To: RockinRight
Only if you want me to!
I'll squash you gently instead.
238
posted on
04/21/2006 10:16:52 AM PDT
by
Hoodlum91
(Tour guide goddess)
To: peacebaby
The good news is that I cannot get into anywhere near the trouble here that I am going to get into for sending Mrs. Steelerfan that joke.
That counts as good news right?
To: King Prout
BJClinton's arms after a month at sea?
Or the week after first getting a broadband connection.
Did I say that out loud?
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posted on
04/21/2006 10:18:37 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(Happy San Jacinto Day!)
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