**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

To: conservativebabe; sully777; peacebaby; Maximus of Texas

How does one sign up for IPW?
Well, there are a few steps.
1. Beg Dasher
2. Kiss Dasher's butt, big time
3. Take a written test
4. Take an oral test

AND... pull Max's finger!

141 posted on 04/21/2006 9:01:23 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls could flirt.)

You liked and you know it!

142 posted on 04/21/2006 9:02:23 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls could flirt.)

To: Dashing Dasher; conservativebabe; Sully; Maximus of Texas

pulling Max's finger qualifies as hazing, I think.

143 posted on 04/21/2006 9:02:57 AM PDT by peacebaby (Where do you go, when the skies turn blue?)

"Dead Page"...thanks a heap!

144 posted on 04/21/2006 9:03:02 AM PDT by LilDarlin (Being very feminine got me this far; it will take me the rest of the way, too!)

To: RockinRight; Hoodlum91

Are we going to Spatula City again today for the sale?

145 posted on 04/21/2006 9:04:17 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls could flirt.)

LOL - where does that End of the Raven come from? I would like to share it and properly credit the clever author.

146 posted on 04/21/2006 9:05:01 AM PDT by Ingtar (Prensa dos para el inglés)

"...Danger comes soonest when despised..."

147 posted on 04/21/2006 9:05:02 AM PDT by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)

I had it but the link no longer works. If I find it again, I'll FReepmail it to you!

~SK

148 posted on 04/21/2006 9:05:29 AM PDT by SquirrelKing

I thought you only had to pull his finger when you did something bad?

149 posted on 04/21/2006 9:05:42 AM PDT by baker_girl (I'm an Aunt! Woo Hoo!)

Body model, they don't use her face.

That's a man, baby!

150 posted on 04/21/2006 9:05:52 AM PDT by hattend (Gotta turn up the heat on the damn melting pot. Some stuff looks like it doesn't want to melt.)

To: Dashing Dasher; Hoodlum91

Yes! Today only...buy 9 spatulas, get the 10th one free!

151 posted on 04/21/2006 9:06:30 AM PDT by RockinRight (Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)

Started awful late today didn't we?

152 posted on 04/21/2006 9:06:44 AM PDT by #1CTYankee (That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As
she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has
spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know.

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

153 posted on 04/21/2006 9:06:48 AM PDT by peacebaby (Where do you go, when the skies turn blue?)

Way toooooo much collagen in those lips. Reminds me of a saying hubby has Road hard, put a way wet

155 posted on 04/21/2006 9:07:07 AM PDT by Lucretia Borgia

Do they come in different colors?

156 posted on 04/21/2006 9:07:22 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls could flirt.)

To: sully777; r-q-tek86; Dashing Dasher

First, you need a membership card. I recommend knee pads for the oral test.

157 posted on 04/21/2006 9:07:26 AM PDT by BJClinton (Happy San Jacinto Day!)

All the time, I will be there on 5-10 and 5-15

Come over to Fort Worth and we'll have lunch. Or I can meet you in the middle.

158 posted on 04/21/2006 9:07:43 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (Black ribbon on my IPW card in memory of PaulaB)

but I'm never, ever, ever bad.......

159 posted on 04/21/2006 9:08:01 AM PDT by peacebaby (Where do you go, when the skies turn blue?)

Break in Down http://www.compfused.com/directlink/681/

160 posted on 04/21/2006 9:08:12 AM PDT by iluvlucy (swim the Tiber, the water is fine)

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