I went to a bachelor party once, and the bachelors' buddies made the mind-bendingly stupid mistake of hiring two "escorts" to come over and do the stripper thing. One showed up, and she wanted the money that both girls were supposed to get. She ended up blackmailing one of the grooms into giving her the money (I'll spare you the details).
So listen up, kids: if you want to see strippers, go to a strip club. It's just bad all around if one does a private party.
998 posted on 04/20/2006 2:33:36 PM PDT by Gordongekko909
(I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)