[JRochelle]

Who is gonna go see Mission Impossible 3 now?

Every time you see him on the screen all you can think about is him shoveling placenta into his mouth.

[Clintonfatigued]

The placenta story made me gag. I hope it's not true!

[Nachum]

I bet the daughter tells dad to take his religion and shove it when she grows up...

[cmsgop]

[LA Woman3]

The name Suri has Hebrew origins meaning princess, and in Persian meaning "red rose."

[mtbopfuyn]

Just in time for Tom's supper.

[Sparhawk]

I think I will require DNA proof that said baby is actually Toms. Just my 2 cents

[MonroeDNA]

Did he eat the placenta?

[memorandum1]

The New York Daily News had a gossip column blurb that ran last summer talking about "The Relationship":

1. Five years, five million dollars
2. No sex
3. Confidentiality clause.

Sound like this? Sure. Nicole's career was doing well enough, and wasn't their marriage about five years? Yeah.

So, who's the father, Tom?

[YourAdHere]

Suri Cruise. Isn't Tom from Syracuse?

[isthisnickcool]

Who's the father? Like the guns he shoots in the movies it's pretty common knowledge that Tom Cruise shoots blanks too.

[Flavius Josephus]

Birth In Silence (From the Pat Gray Morning Show)
(apologies to Simon & Garfunkel, Sound of Silence)

Shut up Katie do not shout
Cuz the baby's coming out
We must not imprint its tiny brain
with noises that will drive it insane
And you must go...
Through labor without any drugs... Only hugs;
You must give birth in silence.

So dear Katie do not scream
You'll give the baby scary dreams
You're married to a Scientologist
So you don't need a gynecologist
L. Ron Hubbard said maintain silence in the presence of birth... what a jerk..
No man... would give birth, in silence.

[CharlieOK1]

I had a baby boy the same day. But I'm no weirdo and my wife and I don't have a dorky little nickname so I guess I won't get the same press