Posted on 04/18/2006 5:28:48 PM PDT by Clintonfatigued
The Tomkitten has arrived.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, the high-profile pair dubbed TomKat by the media, had a baby girl Tuesday, said Cruise spokesman Arnold Robinson.
The baby, named Suri, weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and measured 20 inches long, he said.
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Just in time for Tom's supper.
I like the name Grier. Her other daughter's name is Rowan.
Yeah, Suri is better than Grier, for a baby girl. I'll grant them that. Let's just go on the assumption that Grier is a beloved aunt and she's the namesake. :)
With a side of fava beans.
Is that the channel Howard is playing on these days? ;-)
why do you need helper? The placenta tastes well by itself. mmmm . . . placenta.
I think I will require DNA proof that said baby is actually Toms. Just my 2 cents
LOL! I wonder if she has fringe on top?
Tastes kinda like chicken... chicken livers that is...
The turkey baster.
Freak. He is such a freak. He very nearly makes Jacko and bubbles look sane. Poor baby getting stuck with those parents.
"I think I will require DNA proof that said baby is actually Toms. Just my 2 cents"
Why do you think he's gonna eat the placenta? No leftover evidence of the real daddy.
Withafringeontop
Did he eat the placenta?
The New York Daily News had a gossip column blurb that ran last summer talking about "The Relationship":
1. Five years, five million dollars
2. No sex
3. Confidentiality clause.
Sound like this? Sure. Nicole's career was doing well enough, and wasn't their marriage about five years? Yeah.
So, who's the father, Tom?
It's not true. For what it's worth, he denied any rumors last Friday on Primetime in an interview with Diane Sawyer. However, when he tried to act sincere and thoughtful, it was one of the worst acting jobs he has ever done. And that is saying a lot.
Suri Cruise. Isn't Tom from Syracuse?
Who's the father? Like the guns he shoots in the movies it's pretty common knowledge that Tom Cruise shoots blanks too.
mmmmm . . . . chicken livers.
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