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To: Rebelbase

He clearly doesn't have any idea of what he's getting into. A placenta for a full-term baby is about the size of a dinner plate, and 1.5 to 2 inches thick. And the cord is long! And it's fibrous and rubbery.

Go ahead, Tom. The doc will save the placenta in a big ole stainless steel bowl so he can check to make sure it all made it out. Pull the curtain and enjoy your five pounds of placenta and two feet of cord in peace.

Those must be some seminars he's running for her "undereducated" family.


53 posted on 04/18/2006 4:38:55 AM PDT by Sashula
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To: Sashula
He clearly doesn't have any idea of what he's getting into. A placenta for a full-term baby is about the size of a dinner plate, and 1.5 to 2 inches thick. And the cord is long! And it's fibrous and rubbery.

Not just that. Believe me, you take a look at that bloody mess lying curled up in a basin and the last thing you want to do is eat it. Speaking from personal experience here. Guts are not attractive.

62 posted on 04/18/2006 5:24:20 AM PDT by Fairview
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He clearly doesn't have any idea of what he's getting into. A placenta for a full-term baby is about the size of a dinner plate, and 1.5 to 2 inches thick. And the cord is long! And it's fibrous and rubbery.

Reminds me of that movie with John Candy, "The Great Outdoors", where he had to eat a 96oz steak to get the meal free. He even had to eat the fat and gristle.

89 posted on 04/18/2006 8:53:00 AM PDT by dc27
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Monday's Menu - Placenta steaks
Tuesday's menu - Placenta burgers
Wednesday's menu - Placenta loaf with potatoes and carrots
Thursday's menu - Placenta stew with potatoes, carrots, and noodles
Friday's menu - placenta and umbilical cords meatballs with spaghetti noodles
Saturday's menu - afterbirth lasagna,
Sunday - left overs, and umbilical cord jerky

I'm going to go throw up now.
107 posted on 04/18/2006 3:10:11 PM PDT by Conservative Texan Mom (Some people say I'm stubborn, when it's usually just that I'm right.)
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