After being declared the winner of that bout, I celebrated with a bike wash & 2 shots of JD. :-)
Good thing I wasn't there, I probably would have high sided from laughing.
Thanks, for the story. Survival for another ride is what it's about.
Have another shot a' JD on me. Lucky I wasn't drinking as I was readin'. Would've been a serious waste a' good whiskey cleanin' off the monitor.