[Alouette]

If Cartman can fool Scott Timmermann into eating his own parents, Stewie wouldn't stand a chance.

The thing is, Stewie wouldn't care if Cartman made chili out of Peter and Lois. He would beat up Cartman just to lick the spoon!

If it comes down to Cartman vs. Stewie, my money is on Stewie.

[Dinsdale]

Stewie could'nt even take on Kyle.

'Kick the Baby!'

Stewie is all talk. Cartman is ruthless.