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How To Tell If You've Been Abducted By Aliens
Weekly World News ^
| 11/10/2005
| Nick Jeffreys
Posted on 03/28/2006 11:44:50 AM PST by Froufrou
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Dr. Longneck is an authority...hick...
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posted on
03/28/2006 11:44:53 AM PST
by
Froufrou
To: Froufrou
This may explain those people who claim to be my offspring.
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posted on
03/28/2006 11:46:42 AM PST
by
Spok
(He who bites the hand that feeds him will also lick the boot that kicks him.)
To: MikeinIraq
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posted on
03/28/2006 11:47:04 AM PST
by
indcons
(The MSM - Mainstream Slime Merchants)
To: Froufrou
I'm glad I'm not prone to backouts.
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posted on
03/28/2006 11:47:22 AM PST
by
bkepley
To: Froufrou
Now I know why aliens only abduct drunk rednecks in the woods after dark.............
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posted on
03/28/2006 11:47:25 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him...)
To: Froufrou
What if one day you get on the scales and notice you've gained a great deal of weight and you don't really remember how it happened...?
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posted on
03/28/2006 11:47:43 AM PST
by
wizardoz
To: Froufrou
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posted on
03/28/2006 11:47:47 AM PST
by
Alexander Rubin
(Octavius - You make my heart glad building thus, as if Rome is to be eternal.)
To: Froufrou
I woke up this morning and suddenly discovered I was missing my head - does that count?
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posted on
03/28/2006 11:47:50 AM PST
by
Da Bilge Troll
(Defeatism is not a winning strategy!)
To: Froufrou
This explains Teddy the K, in so many ways.
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posted on
03/28/2006 11:48:55 AM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Froufrou
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posted on
03/28/2006 11:49:00 AM PST
by
taxed2death
(A few billion here, a few trillion there...we're all friends right?)
To: cjshapi
A "truth is out there -- really out there" ping.
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posted on
03/28/2006 11:49:10 AM PST
by
Junior
(Identical fecal matter, alternate diurnal period)
To: Froufrou
this answers so many of my questions...lol
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posted on
03/28/2006 11:49:10 AM PST
by
ferri
(Be Politically Incorrect: Support the Constitution!)
To: Froufrou
You're drunk a lot ... Dr. Longneck
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posted on
03/28/2006 11:49:17 AM PST
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: Alexander Rubin
OMG I love this one, I guess they have had a ball with this bunch of nuts in here. me included, wonder how close they are to finding out what makes us tick.
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posted on
03/28/2006 11:49:26 AM PST
by
Amanda75
(Amanda75)
To: Froufrou
More believable publication than the New York Times.
I'll bet there actually is a Dr. Longneck who really did say those things.
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posted on
03/28/2006 11:49:57 AM PST
by
Ragnorak
To: Froufrou
They also take advantage of a Dr. that must be smoking crack....They implant stupid ideas in his head.
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posted on
03/28/2006 11:50:01 AM PST
by
MadeInAmerica
( - Tested in the Middle East)
To: Alexander Rubin
OMG I love this one, I guess they have had a ball with this bunch of nuts in here. me included, wonder how close they are to finding out what makes us tick.
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posted on
03/28/2006 11:50:04 AM PST
by
Amanda75
(Amanda75)
To: Froufrou
During an X-ray, your doctor discovers you are missing an internal organ you know you were born with -- "A lot of times aliens take out spleens, a lung, a kidney, an appendix so they can examine them closely," explained Dr. Longneck. Despite their advanced intellect, sometimes they simply forget to put them back. •There is no cure for bad memory. . . neither in this universe nor in any other universe.
To: Froufrou
"•You're drunk a lot -- Aliens take advantage of boozers because they're used to forgetting huge blocks of time and some really embarrassing stuff, said Dr. Longneck."
C'mon - Is he making it this easy on purpose, or is he just trying to guarantee a shot on Leno ?
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posted on
03/28/2006 11:50:20 AM PST
by
RS
("I took the drugs because I liked them and I found excuses to take them, so I'm not weaseling.")
To: Froufrou
My wife must be an alien. She says I made an ass of myself at the party last weekend but I don't remember. She's just covering for her buddies in the mother ship! Hmm.
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posted on
03/28/2006 11:50:30 AM PST
by
saganite
(The poster formerly known as Arkie 2)
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