To: retrokitten
When she was culled down to the bottom two last week she radiated a look of absolute contempt and fury...hatred incarnate.
We could give her the Naomi Campbell Award for the contestant most likely to bean her assistant in the head with a telephone (cell or land line, it doesn't matter). ;-
No Doubt! I kept expecting her to grab the microphone from Ryan , "America! What were you thinking! Me....in the bottom two! Paleez! Are you all deaf! Or blind! I can out sing anyone here with my mouth stuffed full of marshmellows! Plus...Hello....I'm gorgeous! That alone should put me in the top three! And, of course, I can totally blow! So....I should win, hands down! Unless you're all just stupid or something! Which obviously some of you, the ones that didn't vote for me anyway, are. And if you're a man and didn't vote for me.....well, how gay are you!"
Time for a commercial break.
To: Conservative Texan Mom
LOL!! I could actually hear McPhee saying that :)
2,837 posted on
04/05/2006 4:29:17 PM PDT by
silent_jonny
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