1 AM
Phone rings. "Hi, this Pizza Hut. Can I take your order."
Paula: "Simon said to say that I said Corn Flakes and you have pretty shoes."
"Uh ... What?"
Paula: "Did-did-did you see the "Straight Up" video? (giggle) Arsenio was in it."
"Ma'am ... do you want to order a pizza?"
Paula: "Pizza!? Where? Mmmm, I love pizza. And fortune cookies. And tight jeans. Straight up now tell me do you wanna love me forever--oh-oh-oh. That's my sig-sig-signaute song, ya know."
ROTFLMAO!!!
If I didn't know better I would think you worked at a Pizza Hut in the Hollywood Hills area. ;-)