[Wyatt's Torch]

Brilliant! Thanks for the pics. We should copyright the idea now and sell it as soon as she hits Playboy....;-)

[Netizen]

I made a modification. Added the speech bubble and fixed spelling of 'ballsy'. I left room in case we need to add anything later! lol:)

New from Hasbro: Redneck Barbie!

Comes complete with saLmon fishing pole and Calamari bait bucket (can also be used to keep the suds in!)

Just pull her string and she says "What's a ballsy?" in a cute-dumbass-blonde-Southern accent (optional crowd noise of people going, "Awww, isn't she just precious!" sold seprately.)

Redneck Barbie has optional "brook trout stare" when asked qustions about what you did last week.

And, you can add this custom made Hooker Garb/Prom Dress for only $19.95!

Act now and get the'Minx Coat' of many colors absolutely free, free, free!!!
What Redneck Barbie package wouldn't be complete without your very own, "Redneck Father in Jail" doll! Yours for only $24.95 (not available until May, 2006)