I'll save Simon the trouble:"If I am being perfectly honest with you, that was like a barmy Las Vegas Elvis impersonator performing at a drunken Portuguese wedding on a low-budget cruise ship to nowhere ."
We are on to Simon's limited critiques. Some of us suggested sending Simon a thesaurus to help him out.
Simon's been "mailing it in" all season. It's as if he'd rather be anywhere but on AI.