it was in response to jonny's comment about gum and Ace's scar whitening your teeth. Blech.You should've read the fine print!
Ace's Scar accepts no responsibility for nausea, vomiting, loss of bowel and/or bladder control, loss of taste, nosebleeds or foaming at the mouth associated with chewing Ace's Scar. Chew Ace's Scar at your own risk.
Never swallow Ace's Scar. The result could be instant death. Or an increased sex drive--we're not sure.
Do not chew Ace's Scar if one or more of your teeth contains mercury fillings. Ace's Scar may react violently, causing an explosion. (Ace's Scar accepts no responsibility for that either.)
By chewing Ace's Scar you have waived your right to sue, prosecute or malign Ace's Scar or it's subsidiaries.
Ace's Scar reminds you, if you don't bother it, it won't bother you.
:)