Before I read the thread, my impressions:
Elliott--I liked "Home" better than "Broadway". Not his best night, but good.
Paris--Cuter than ever. She is a very pretty girl. She used those amazing pipes tonight in both songs and was excellent.
Kat--Miss Piggy will surely win a big spot in future John Holmes movies. On her knees, gyrating. Yeah! Daddy's little girl. I bet she drove Senator Goldwater crazy tonight.
Chris--wore out his vocal chords. One-trick pony.
Taylor--SENSATIONAL!!! I loved seeing his goofy self back again (or BALMY self, as the Brit would say.) Very entertaining! This week's winner.
Kat--please go home to practice your porn moves in private on the horny Greek. I am sick of them.