**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** 03/17/2006

[ChandyB71]

[Allegra]

I thought that was where Coors Lite came from

Similar to how they make Lone Star Light...

Only Lone Star uses horse pee.

[Sax]

"Pack in the fags"?

I though fags were always looking to get their stuff packed?

[r-q-tek86]

Yep... I always wondered why people think that pouring green food coloring in a Coors Lite is somehow "Irish".

[EX52D]

He's looking...

[SquirrelKing]

It's mesmerizing.

Like a lava lamp.

[ChandyB71]

Seen in a Pub in Ireland

[Sax]

Geico loses their spokesperson (and the little dude was wearing green on St. Patty's day too!)

[Sax]

He can just keep on walking....

[EX52D]

I guess this green shirt I'm wearing today is a waste of time...LOL!

[Allegra]

He's looking...

Wooohooo! Is he single? Hubba, hubba!

[Dashing Dasher]

Then why send it to me?

[r-q-tek86]

Being a Texan, you can appreciate this...

U R A Texan If:

1. You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Burnet, Boerne, Nacogdoches, Mexia, Waco, Amarillo, and Waxahachie.

2. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.

3. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.

5. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.

6. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.

7. You measure distance in minutes.

8. Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.

9. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.

10. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.

11. You know cowpies are not made of beef.

12. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.

13. You have known someone who has had a belt buckle bigger than your fist.

14. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.

15. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.

16. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol; a Ford F350 4x4 is.

17. You know everything goes better with Ranch dressin'.

18. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.

19. You actually understand this and you are "fixin' to" send it to your friends.

20. Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation:
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper!"

[ChandyB71]

THIS is creepy

MODEL CHERYL LADD WEARS A PAIR OF SPECIALLY DESIGNED CONTACT LENSES PRODUCED BY GUINNESS. SELECTED PINT PULLERS IN LONDON WILL BE WEARING THEM ON ST PATTY'S DAY !

[EX52D]

Next...

[Larry Lucido]

LOL!

[Sax]

Look like those lizard people from the "V" tv series.

Kinda cool, though!

[Sax]

Is that Carmen Miranda's boy?!

[martin_fierro]

That's the stupidest-ass thing I've ever seen!

(hmmm, yummm!)

[EX52D]

I shudder to think what is in the bag he's carrying...