BORING
That's me: boring. Just ask sit-rep what I drink.
That's cause I got a day job and a night job so I never have time to be tipsy or have a hangover.
Indeed, Larry is a diet Pepsi poundin animal!! But, as to your hangover/tipsy situation... I have it down to a science. I go out, get hammered, then go to work the next day and perform like I went to bed early the night before...practice makes perfect my friend!! So, when you're ready to give it a try, I'll show ya the ropes!!
Just kidding, indeed I do indulge, and regret it the next day. Like that Tobey Keith song... I ain't as good as I once was, but I am as good once, as I ever was!
If you don't know the song, here's a snip....