LOL!
Pickled Pigzilla?
I'll grant you that I've known some 'tame' pigs in my life but as a rule, out of all the other things I've made pets of, pigs were never on the list.
Too unpredictable.
Here's a recent event article for ya;
Farmer Feeds Friend's Corpse to Pigs
Reuters
BERLIN (March 7) - A German farmer confessed to feeding the corpse of an elderly family friend to his pigs and then stealing from his bank account, police said Monday.
Police ruled out murder and the 29-year-old farmer has been charged with improper burial and fraud.
The elderly friend died in the farmer's yard in February 2005 and the farmer, through his mother, had power-of-attorney giving him access to the dead man's bank account and pension.
The farmer initially put the corpse in a deep freezer, police in the German town of Frizlar-Haddamar said, and told curious locals the old man was in a nursing home.
"From lectures about various religions the 29-year-old knew that Buddhists either burn the dead or allow wild animals to eat them. That was how he decided to feed the corpse to his pigs," the police statement said.
He let the corpse thaw, dismembered it and fed it to his pigs. He put the parts the pigs did not eat into a sack and buried it.
The farmer told police "it was a great act of stupidity" and said "the only explanation was his difficult financial situation at the time."
Thats a great way of recycling!
Pigs die, human eat pigs, human dies, pigs eat human, pigs die, human eat pigs..
wow its a beautifull vision on 'being one with nature'.
And it will solve all burial issues!
You can even make humans into doggy biscuits, or even sell whole mummified arms and legs for the dogs to fetch and chew on! (good for their teeth)
From one of my favorite movies, 'Snatch':
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a ****head. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".