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Posted on 03/03/2006 5:38:05 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien
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To: Millee
LOL! Much too early for me, too. It takes some warming up!
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posted on
03/03/2006 7:36:33 AM PST
by
phantomworker
(It doesn’t matter what other people think or feel or say. “You are the only person who defines you.")
To: Xenophobic Alien; Bommer
Sorry but something HUGE is going to break tomorrow. Pictures of "THE REAL GEORGE W.BUSH" are going to be released by the White House proving he could have stopped the flooding in NO! ! They show him rushing off, not to save the levys, but to go to a RNC fundraiser.
Thanks to Freeper Bommer,here is a Free Republic Exclusive of the picture! I had to share it here...
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posted on
03/03/2006 7:37:04 AM PST
by
ChandyB71
(Often, it's wiser to wait until u know the beat, before dancing 2 tunes the media & politicians play)
To: peacebaby
1 helium balloon
1 bunch bananas
1 jar chololate syrup
Bill Clinton's book "My Life"LOL!!!
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posted on
03/03/2006 7:37:35 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(I prayed, 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.)
To: Maximus of Texas
LOL...it was supposed to be shocking, right?
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posted on
03/03/2006 7:38:28 AM PST
by
EX52D
(They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
To: Millee
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posted on
03/03/2006 7:38:33 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(I prayed, 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.)
To: RockinRight
A girl's got to have her standards ;-)
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posted on
03/03/2006 7:38:49 AM PST
by
Hoodlum91
(pcottraux says I'm special!)
To: Maximus of Texas
And for putting Sat. Night Live back on! ???
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posted on
03/03/2006 7:38:49 AM PST
by
phantomworker
(It doesn’t matter what other people think or feel or say. “You are the only person who defines you.")
To: Xenophobic Alien
Gay John went to his doctor to have some tests run. His doctor came back and
said, "John, I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS."
Gay John: "Doc, what can I do?"
Doctor: "Go home. Eat 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots
drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2
box of All Bran cereal, and wash it all down with a gallon of prune juice."
Gay John : "Will that cure me, Doc?"
Doctor: "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what
your a$$ is for."
To: slaterdaze
Investor's Guide to Success book
Magic 'Answering' Eightball
A dozen lotto tickets
Caviar
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posted on
03/03/2006 7:40:55 AM PST
by
Sax
To: Maximus of Texas
1. Poster of Brittney Spears (from a couple years ago)
2. lubricant
3. Squeegee
4. Tissue
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posted on
03/03/2006 7:41:06 AM PST
by
Moleman
To: Hoodlum91
I take it you're going to leave the room now? ;-)
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posted on
03/03/2006 7:42:16 AM PST
by
RockinRight
(Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
To: Dashing Dasher
my pleasure to make you LOL!
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posted on
03/03/2006 7:42:32 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(The wicked games people play.)
To: EX52D
COOL! What time is dinner?
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posted on
03/03/2006 7:43:41 AM PST
by
Toby06
(Check out my revised profile!)
To: Xenophobic Alien
About a year ago we had a party at the lake with about 15 boats. We found that the screw anchors, usually used to keep dogs or other pets confined to one area of a yard, were great for securing the boats to the shore. I went to the local Super Wal-Mart and loaded twenty of them with 8' bungy cord into my cart. The checkout lady said "You must have a lot of dogs". I told her "No, these are for a new Day Care that I have just opened." The look on her face was classic as I smiled and walked out.
To: Toby06
6PM, you bring the crab legs.
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posted on
03/03/2006 7:46:51 AM PST
by
EX52D
(They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
To: Sax
I can do it in three.
tissues
KY
Bagels
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posted on
03/03/2006 7:46:51 AM PST
by
CJ Wolf
(To Zot or Not That is the question.)
To: RockinRight
1 lb flour
1 large watermelon
1 package of lighters
1 big bag of super balls
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posted on
03/03/2006 7:47:36 AM PST
by
ChandyB71
(Often, it's wiser to wait until u know the beat, before dancing 2 tunes the media & politicians play)
To: EX52D
I take it you'll have the butter allready hot?
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posted on
03/03/2006 7:48:52 AM PST
by
Toby06
(Check out my revised profile!)
To: CJ Wolf
Reminds me of the pastries in "Van Wilder"
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posted on
03/03/2006 7:50:34 AM PST
by
fredhead
("Mine hit the ground first." "Mine was taller." - Kirk Douglas & John Wayne)
To: CJ Wolf
Didn't Mama tell you not to play with your food.
Anyway, does Kentucky Jelly go good on bagels?
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posted on
03/03/2006 7:51:29 AM PST
by
Sax
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