Oh man,
I'm sorry to hear that. I love my plants.
Maybe in cyberspace or plastic until the dog gets over the chewing??
The ex showed us a screw driver that she had for all of three minutes and it looked like krap. She chewed the padding off of a weight bench and loves to destroy anything she can sink her teeth into...
But she is so tame and so loving...it is more the running around that would kill plants initially and later on she would gnaw at anything that survived her initial steamrolling.