And I know you ... although you might share your noxious gasses with others, you wouldn't prevent them from leaving the tiny room you were all in, and you wouldn't giggle about your prowess.
And, would you believe, the noxious one was the owner of the company?
Ye gods and little fishes, but I'm glad I don't work at that place anymore!!!
How was your week, Master Dwarf?
one man's noxious gasses is another man's cologne...